Spandex should be a crime

this needs to friggin' introduction

It's not really an activity, and only somewhat a behavior, but spandex in most cases should be a law breaking offense, with a heavty fine.



Anyone caught wearing said material, would be subjected to a snapshot (to be used during trial), and given a $500 fine and court date. In court if found your spandex attire was unbecoming (and, this is where the photo comes into play), then you are immediately sentenced to community service and fashion classes.